Date: Tue, 22 Oct 1996 00:42:03 -0400 (EDT)
From: "J. von Sternberg
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Jesus is watching you

Date: Fri, 16 Aug 1996 16:00:20 -0400 (EDT)
From: Philippe Reid

     
     Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was 
     empty.   He tiptoed  through the living room but suddenly he froze in 
     his tracks   when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"
     
     Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
     
     "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
     
     The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he 
     looked   all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in 
     the cage was a parrot.
     
     He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"
     
     "Yes", said the parrot.
     
     The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: 
     "What's your name?"
     
     "Clarence," said the bird.
     
     "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot 
     named you Clarence?"
     
     The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."