Date: Tue, 27 Jun 1995 16:55:42 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: BLAGUES-L: What not to call your dog

From: Herby

                       WHAT NOT TO CALL YOUR DOG



 Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine SEX.
 Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

 When I went to the city hall to renew his license I told the clerk
 I would like a license for Sex. He said he would like to have one
 too. Then I said, you don't understand, I've had Sex since I was
 nine years old. He said I must've been quite a kid.

 When I got married and went on honeymoon I took the dog with me. At
 the hotel I told the clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me, and
 a special room for Sex. He said that every room they had was good
 for sex. I said, you don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night.
 The clerk said, me too.

 One day I entered Sex in a contest. Before the competition began the
 stupid mutt ran away. Another contestant asked me why I just stood
 there, looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the
 contest. He told me I should've sold my own tickets. But you don't
 understand, I said, I had hoped to have Sex on TV. He called me a
 show-off.

 When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of
 the dog. I said, your Honour, I had Sex before I was married to her.
 The judge said, me too. Then I told him that after we married Sex left
 me. He said, me too.

 Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for
 him. A cop came up to me and asked me what I was doing in this alley
 at 4 'o clock in the morning. I said I'm looking for Sex.

 My case comes up on Friday.




... Blind people don't bungee jump. It scares the dog.