Date: Wed, 02 Apr 2003 09:14:17 -0500
From: Offshore Claim
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Weapons


Date: 31 Mar 2003 18:12:50 +0200
From: Eric Darchis


News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have 
swooped on an Iraqi Primary School in Basra and detained 6th Grade 
teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar.  Sources indicate that, when arrested, 
Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a 
calculator.

US President George W. Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming 
evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of math instruction.