Date: Fri, 14 Feb 2003 12:27:14 -0500
From: Fall into the Sky
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The seven dwarfs and the Pope


Date: Thu, 18 Nov 1999 01:27:03 +0100
From: John Reighard


The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and because they are THE seven 
dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope.   Dopey leads the pack.

"Dopey, my son", says the Pope, "what can I do for  you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in 
Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and 
answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around 
and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back.  "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of 
Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No, 
Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.  Once again, 
Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere 
in the world?"

"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding 
the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting........
"Dopey screwed a penguin!  Dopey screwed a penguin!"