Date: Sun, 01 Jun 2003 23:14:51 -0400
From: Y Nous Que De Joie Que
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Statues


Date: Thu, 21 Jun 2001 16:11:56 +0200 (CEST)
From: Laurent Persidat


There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude 
woman.  They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred 
years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single 
gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a 
hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for 
thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running off together 
behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. 
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.  The 
angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left."

He replies, "Would you like to do it again?

"Oh, yes let's, she replies!  But let's change positions.  This time, 
I'll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head."