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Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 09:20:08 -0500
From: White Desert
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Miss Bea's Condom

Miss Bea was in her 80's and much admired for her sweetness and kindness 
to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the Spring 
and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have 
a seat while she prepared a little tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the minister noticed a cut glass 
bowl setting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of 
all things, a condom.

Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity; surely Miss Bea 
had flipped! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in her 

When she returned with tea and cookies they began to chat. The pastor 
tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl and its strange floater, 
but soon it got the best of him, and he could resist no longer. "Miss 
Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this." Pointing to 
the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful! I was walking down town 
last fall and I found this little package. It said to put it on your 
organ and keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know, I 
think it is working, I haven't had a cold all winter!"

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