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Date: Wed, 28 May 2003 13:20:06 -0400
From: Whatever happened to Class?
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Kids

Date: Sun, 18 Mar 2001 23:18:08 -0700
From: E.W. Smith
Subject: Kids!!! They're Wonderful!

The following are from my old truck drivin' buddy Fern Lemire of 
Beaumont AB, who got them from a cuz of his in Hinton.  Enjoy.

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while 
they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's 
artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she 
asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, 
"They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her 5- 
and 6-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy Father 
and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how 
to treat our brothers and sisters?"
One little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had 
kissed her after class.
"How did that happen?" gasped her mother.
"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me 
catch him."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes 
at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several 
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your 
hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and 
make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

A 3-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.  On returning 
home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were two boy 
kittens and two girl kittens.
"How did you know?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied.
"I think it's printed on the bottom."

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to 
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up 
and say, There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a 
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the 
teacher. She's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.  Trying 
to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now, boys, if I stood on my head, 
the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the 
"Yes, sir," the boys said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary 
position, the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "'Cause your feet ain't empty."

For weeks, a 6-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about 
the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.  One day the 
mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The 
6-year old was obviously impressed, but he made no comment. Furthermore, 
he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever 
has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"

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