Date: Wed, 19 Mar 2003 09:39:02 -0500
From: I Love the Smell of Books in the Morning
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Complete and utter sexual exhaustion


Date: 5 Feb 2003 21:51:39 -0500
From: "Roger Fortin"


A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there 
tomorrow.  I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal 
injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, 
no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room 
raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was 
suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class 
does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.

When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the 
student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to 
write the exam with your other hand." It took 15 minutes for the class 
to come to order!!!