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Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 00:07:43 -0400
From: Sunny Moon
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Breast Milk

Date: Fri, 16 Feb 2001 16:04:18 -0700
From: E.W. Smith
Subject: Non-pasteurized

Greetings, All:

One of the latest from my Cajun Bud down in N'Orleans.  Enjoy.

Earle - Grande Prairie AB

A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science 
classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper.  The question 
"Give four advantages of breast milk."

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his 
head, hoping for the best:...

1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe.  But the exam demanded a fourth answer.  Again, 
what to write?  Once more, he sighed.  He frowned.  He scowled, then 
sighed again...  Suddenly, he brightened.  He grabbed his pen, and 
triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:...

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.

He received an A.

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