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Date: Wed, 23 Apr 2003 08:47:09 -0400
From: Eager Est
Subject: BLAGUES-L: 1000 Valentines

Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000 10:30:05 -0400
From: JP Behar

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a very well-dressed, 
middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing 
"Love" stamps on a huge stack of bright pink envelopes.  Each envelope 
has hearts all over it.  The man then takes out a perfume bottle and 
starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man 
and asks him what he is doing.  The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 
Valentines cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

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