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Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 10:04:39 -0400
From: The Snowman
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The Lawn Job

Date: Mon, 02 Nov 1998 20:21:28 -0700 
From: E.W. Smith 

Another one from lawyer friend Basil of Edmonton.  Decidedly chauvinist
but I take what I can get. 

Earle Smith - Grande Prairie AB 

Two guys were carpooling home from work one day.  Traffic was crawling 
along and they were both a bit bored.  The driver was looking around and 
suddenly pointed at two dogs having sex in someone's front lawn. 

"Look," he shouted, "What are the those dogs doing?  Fighting?" 

The passenger, being a man of the world, replied, "They're having sex. 
Don't tell me that you have never had sex doggie style before." 

The driver, a bit embarrassed, admitted that he never had. 

His passenger said, "You have to try it. It's pretty cool. Here's what 
you do.  Tonight when you get home, fix your wife a margarita and then 
suggest that you want to try this new sexual position." 

The driver thought a bit, then decided he would give it a try.  The next 
morning, the two commuters were back in the car and the passenger asked, 
"Well. How did it go?" 

The driver replied, "It was GREAT! But it took me SIX margaritas just to 
get her naked in the front lawn!" 

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