From: There's a fog upon L.A.
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The Frog
Date: Fri, 11 Jan 2002 04:55:42 GMT


From: Berkes
Date: Mon, 13 Aug 2001 09:43:50 -0500
 

A man was out golfing and right next to the first hole, he sees a 
little frog.  He's about to take a swing at the ball when he hears,
"nineiron."  He looks around, but he doesn't see anyone, so he tries 
again to swing.  Before he can hit the ball, he hears it again, only 
louder: "Nineiron"  He realizes it's only the frog talking to him,
but, being a bit superstitious, takes out his nine iron and, to 
his amazement, hits a hole in one.  He picks up the frog and goes 
onto the next hole.  He puts the frog down and asks, "What should 
I use this time?". "Putter," replies the frog.  So the man takes 
out his putter and hits another hole in one. 

He goes along in this way and proceeds to play the best game of golf 
he's ever played.  Then he asks the frog, "Where to now?". "Lasvegas," replies the frog.

So the man and his frog go off to Vegas.  They walk into the MGM 
Grand and the man asks, "What first?" and the frog says, "roulette." 
He goes to the roulette table and the frog says, "blacksix."  Even 
though the man knows it's a one in a million shot, he puts one thousand 
dollars on black six.  A few seconds later, this huge pile of money 
is being pushed towards him.

Then he asks the frog, "What next?". "Bestroom," the frog replies,
and the man proceeds to rent the best room in the hotel.  Once in 
the room, the frog says, "kissme." the man bends over and gives the 
frog a big smack on the lips and the frog instantly transforms into 
a beautiful, absolutely stunningly gorgeous, sixteen-year-old naked 
girl. 

"And that, your Honour, is how the girl ended up in my room."