Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 00:02:24 -0400
From: Full Moon!
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The Bum


Date: Tue, 16 Mar 1999 13:23:34 -0500
From: Philippe Reid
From: Bruno Masse


A bum asks a man for $2.

The man asked: "Will you buy booze?"

The bum said: "No."

The man asked "Will you gamble it away?"

The bum said: "No."

Then the man asked: "Will you come home with me, so my wife can see what
happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"