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Date: Wed, 09 Jan 2002 10:14:20 -0500 (EST)
From: Suspended in Time
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Stranded

Date: Fri, 23 Nov 2001 10:47:16 -0500
From: Jean-Claude Castelain

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful 
deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

 A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
 B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
 C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
 D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
 E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
 F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
 G. 2 American men and 1 American woman
 H. 2 English men and 1 English woman
 I. 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
 J. 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
 K. 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

 One month later, on various parts of the island,
 the following was observed:

A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for 
 the Italian woman.

B. The two French men and the French woman are
 living happily together.

C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule
 of when they alternate with the German woman.

D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the
 Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.

E. The two Polish men took a long look at the
 endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman,
 and  they started swimming.

F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other
 men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican

G. The two American men are contemplating suicide.
 The American woman is bitching about her body
 being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can
 do everything that they can do, about the necessity of
 fullfillment, the equal division of the household
 chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion
 and treated her much better, and how her
 relationship with her mother is improving.

H. The 2 English men are waiting for someone to
 introduce them to the English woman.

I. The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless
 ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they
 started swimming.

J. The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are
 waiting for instructions.

K. The two Irish men began by dividing up their
 part of the island into Northern & Southern parts,
 and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember
 the Irish woman because it gets sort of foggy after the
 first few litres of coconut whiskey; but at least
 the English are not getting any.

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