Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 05:25:41 GMT
From: Ban Anna
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Sex and Towels


An old man marries a young woman and they are deeply in love. 
However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never 
achieves orgasm so they decide to ask a sex therapist for advice.
The therapist listens to their story and makes the following suggestion:
"Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making 
love, have the young man wave a towel over you, as though he is fanning 
you both.  Make sure he is totally naked and she can see his manhood 
as he fans you both with the towel. That will help your wife fantasise,
and should bring on a full-blown orgasm." 

They go home and follow the therapist's advice. They hire a handsome 
young man and he strips off and enthusiastically waves a towel over 

them both as they make love. But it doesn't help and still the wife is 
unsatisfied and frustrated.

Perplexed, they go back to the therapist. "Okay", he says, "let's 
try it reversed.  Have the young man make love to your wife and you 
wave the towel over them."

Once again, they follow the advice.  The young man gets into bed 
with the wife and the husband waves the towel.  The hired hand really 
works with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-
shaking, screaming, creaming orgasm.  Smiling, the husband drops 
the towel, taps the young man on the shoulder and says to him, triumphantly:


"THAT'S how you wave a f****ing towel, sonny!!!!!"