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Date: Thu, 05 Dec 2002 17:05:12 -0500
From: Honey Nuff
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Secrets

FROM: Claudia de Angelis
DATE:   Thu, 29 Aug 2002 10:09:32 -0400
De : Thibault, Nathalie

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her 
right away.

She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."

He said,"That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at 
a very nice resort.

One morning they were laying by the pool, when he got up off of his 
towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck 
gainer, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point 
he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.  After a few more 
demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, "That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you 
we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps.  After 
seventy-five laps she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, 
and was hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said, "I was a hooker in Hull but I worked both sides of the 

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