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Date: Wed, 14 Aug 2002 14:36:53 -0400
From: Come What August
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Requirements

Date: Wed, 13 Dec 2000 21:01:08 -0000
From: Rob

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.  The pastor told them,
"We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain
from having sex for two weeks." The couple agreed and came back at the
end of two weeks.

The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks
without being intimate?"

"Pastor, I'm afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two
weeks," the young man replied.

"What happened?" inquired the pastor.

"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it.
When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took
advantage of her right there."

"You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in
our church," stated the pastor.

"That's okay," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the grocery
store anymore either."

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