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Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 10:11:10 -0400
From: The Incredible Hull
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Personality test


Date: Mon, 31 Aug 98 11:42:42
From: "un.rockcoeur"
Original From: The Funny Bone : Aug.23,1998


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                            Personality Test
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 To determine YOUR personality. Check the gift you'd most like to get.

      1. Candy            3. A sweet poem         5. Dinner/Dancing
      2. Flowers          4. Sex                  6. Waffle iron


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 If you answered...                     )   (     (       )   (       )
                                       (     )     )     (     )     (
 1. CANDY, It means that...           /^\   /^\   /^\   /^\   /^\   /^\
                                jgs  (_K_) (_I_) (_S_) (_S_) (_E_) (_S_)
 You are a sweet person who
 enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share...

 OR   You're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over every-
      thing even true love.


                                         2. FLOWERS, It means that...
               .-=.-~,
              /{,_;--'},                 You love the beauty of nature,
             |  .=~`|//|                 the scent of flowers and
             | /   ; \ |      __,        appreciate this timeless
             ||    | | |    .' \/\       romantic gesture...
            |\|    | | |\  / \ /_|
            \ |  | /|'/ / | \ /_ |       OR   You get some twisted joy
    ,_      `\ \/|/ / /`   \ /__/             out of watching vegetation
   /\/`'.     `\ `./.'/\   /.--'              wither and die.
   |_\ / \      '.  /|\/| //
   | _\ / |      | | \ \///  .""'-.      3. A SWEET POEM, means that...
    \__\ /    .'/| |  `)`/__//_/_/_\
     '--.\   /\/_| |} /.---. \ \ \ /     You're a hopeless romantic, a
         \\ |\/_/| | //`    `'...-'      cultured person who recognizes
  .-""'.  \\\/ /{| |//                   the power and beauty of the
 /_\_\_\\__\`(`  |  /                    written word...
 \ / / / .---.\  | |
  '-..,'`    `\\ | |}                    OR   You're used to cheap gifts
           jgs \\| |                          and like to pass yourself
                \  |                          off as a cultured person
                 | |                          who recognizes the power
                {| |       4. SEX,            and beauty of the written
                 | |       means that...      word.
                 | |
                 | |}      You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who
                 | |       is not afraid to express your sexuality with
                 |/        another consenting adult and feel that the
                           physical side of love can be meaningful and
 5. DINNER/DANCING,        beautiful...
 It means that...
                           OR   You're a filthy degenerate who is no
 You enjoy the company          better than a rutting animal living
 of that special some-          solely for one carnal experience after
 one and the romantic           another.
 setting of fine cuisine                     ,@@@@@@,
 and candlelight...                        ,@@@@@""@@, (     _  _
                                        ,  @@@@@ 6.6\@ :\   ( \/ )
 OR   You're easy to please and        {{^\@@@C  _-_)@ : \   \  /
      probably willing to sell         {{:\\@@@) (@@'  :  \   \/   (\/)
      your body for food and a         {{::\\ /   \---.:.__\_       \/
      few quick turns around the        \`::\( ,   \---:---._)
      dance floor.                       `"`"; \  \|_.-;====I======{>
 6. WAFFLE IRON, It means that...    (\/)    |   `"/   :  /
                                      \/    //   \/    : /
 You're a practical person who              \\_   \    :/
 believes in gifts that you can               \ \  |   (
 actually use...                               ) ) )
                                              / / /
 OR   You have absolutely no idea of         / / /_     jgs
      what gift-giving is all about         (_(____)
      and probably have some sort of
      deviant sexual fetish involving kitchen appliances.



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