Date: Fri, 1 Mar 2002 19:55:06 GMT
From: Home at Dawn
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Jail


Date: 28 Feb 2002 19:34:23 -0500
From: Smilesapak


A cop in a small town stops a motorist who is speeding down the main 
street.

"Officer," the man begins, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snaps the cop. "I'm going to let you cool your heels 
in jail until the chief gets back."

"But officer, I just wanted to say ..."

"And I said keep quiet. You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the cop looks in on his prisoner and says: "Lucky 
for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a 
good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," says the man in the cell. "I'm the groom."