Date: Tue, 07 May 2002 12:56:38 -0400
From: A Thousand Miles
Subject: BLAGUES-L: How do people call you?


Date: Wed, 25 Nov 1998 08:46:25 -0500
From: Patrick Drouin
From:	Debbie Tremblay


Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.  The first woman tells her
friends, "My son is a priest.  When he walks into a room, everyone calls
him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop.  Whenever he
walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room,
he's called 'Your Eminence.'"

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, and the first
three give her this subtle "Well...?"

She replies, "My son is 6'2"... he has plenty of money... broad square
shoulders... terribly handsome... dresses very well... tight muscular
body... tight hard buns... and a very nice bulge...  and whenever he
walks into a room...women gasp, 'Oh, my God...'."