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Date: Fri, 28 Jun 2002 06:17:46 GMT
From: Ulysses' Jazz
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Geography of Women and Men

FROM: Mélanie Couture
DATE:   Thu, 27 Jun 2002 08:36:45 -0400 (EDT) 
De: Dana Miller-Kitch


Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.  Between 21 and 30 a woman 
is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for 
someone with cash.  Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.  Between 36 and 40 a woman 
is like France, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place 
to visit.  Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war 
- haunted by past mistakes.  Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are 
unpatrolled.  The frigid climate keeps people away.  Between 61 and 
70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering 
past but alas, no future.  After 70, she becomes Afghanistan.  Most 
everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick. 

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