Date: Wed, 27 Mar 2002 17:18:40 -0500
From: Sheik to Sheik
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Funeral Procession


Date: Fri, 30 Oct 1998 13:54:33 +0100 (MET)
From: Daniel Dascalu


Walsh is standing on the sidewalk when he sees a funeral procession
coming down the street.  There's a hearse, then a huge German shepherd,
then about a hundred men in single file walking behind.

Walsh asks the guy in front, "Who died?"

The guy says, "My ex-wife."

Walsh says, "How?"

The guy points and says, "That dog... my dog... ate her."

Walsh says, "Hey, I'd sure like to borrow your dog someday."

The guy says, "Get in line."