Date: Fri, 01 Nov 2002 07:37:49 -0500 From: Seal Hunting Subject: BLAGUES-L: Fantasy Date: Thu, 31 Oct 2002 09:09:05 -0500 From: Helene Jutras A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,"Well, let's see what we can do about that, #1, you have to be single, and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says,"Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too." "OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child", says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."