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Date: Fri, 01 Nov 2002 07:37:49 -0500
From: Seal Hunting
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Fantasy

Date: Thu, 31 Oct 2002 09:09:05 -0500
From: Helene Jutras

A cabbie picks up a nun.

She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. 
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask 
  you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I 
am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and 
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say 
or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds,"Well, let's see what we can do about that, #1, you have to 
  be single, and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says,"Yes, I am single and I'm 
Catholic too."

"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley."

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child", says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm 
married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a 
Halloween party."

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