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Date: Fri, 19 Jul 2002 01:03:23 -0400
From: Weak End
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Cool dad

Date: Wed, 28 Apr 1999 20:32:06 -0600
From: E.W. Smith

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.  He's a
pretty hip guy with his own car.

When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites
him in.  "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he
asks.  "That's cool," says Bobby.

Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do.  Bobby replies
politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear
all the kids are doing it."  Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise
to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries
father, "Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let
her!"  Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and immediately
revised his plans for the evening.

A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt
and announces that she's ready to go.  Almost breathless with
anticipation, Bobby escorts his dateout the front door.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Carrie rushes back into
the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at herfather:

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