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Subject: BLAGUES-L: Car accident - Man & Woman
Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 00:29:25 -0400 (EDT)
From: Wise Otherwise 

FROM: Carol McKay
DATE: Fri, 3 May 2002 20:43:07 +0100

A beautiful woman and a man are involved in a car accident, it's a bad one. Both
of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt,
not a scratch.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left of
our cars, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and
be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a
sign from God!"

The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us
to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to
the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it
back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No, I think I'll just wait for the police to come..."

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