Date: Mon, 12 Aug 2002 20:21:55 -0400 From: Something for the Week Subject: BLAGUES-L: Bird legs Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 11:01:07 +0200 From: Dorota Szeliga A young college student stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten bags over each bird and only the legs showing. He sat right in the front row because he wanted to do the best job possible. The professor announced that the test would be to look at each set of bird legs and give the common name, habitat, genus, species, and identifying characteristic. The student looked at each set of bird legs. They all looked the same to him. He had stayed up all night studying, and now he had to identify birds by their legs. The more he thought about it, the madder he got. Finally, he couldn't stand it anymore. He went to the professor's desk and said "What a stupid test! How could anyone tell the difference between birds by looking at their legs?" The student threw his test on the professor's desk and walked out the door. The class was so big that the surprised professor didn't know every student's name, so as the student reached the door, the professor called out, "One moment, son, what's your name?" The enraged student pulled up his pant legs and said "You guess buddy! You guess!" -------------- When you want a man to play with you, wear a full-length black nightgown with buttons all over it. Sure it's uncomfortable, but it makes you look just like his remote control. -------------- Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!