Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 00:38:36 -0400
From: Officer Chamber
Subject: BLAGUES-L: A priest and a nun in the desert


FROM: Claudia de Angelis
DATE: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 14:43:08 -0400
De : mélanie patry
From: Sandra Patry


A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.  On the third day out,
the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.  After dusting themselves off, the
nun and the priest surveyed their situation.  After a long period of silence, the
priest spoke.

"Well, sister, this looks pretty grim."

"I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a
day or two."

"I agree," says the Father, "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here
alive, would you do something for me?"

"Anything father."

"I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours."

"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm."

The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts,
commenting frequently on their beauty.

"Sister, would you mind if I touched them?" She consented and he fondled them for
several minutes.

"Father, could I ask something of you?"

"Yes sister?"

"I have never seen a man's privates. Could I see yours?"

"I suppose that would be OK," the priest replied, lifting his robe.

"Oh father, may I touch it?"

This priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling, he was sporting a huge
erection.

"Sister, you know that if I insert my privates in the right place, it can give life."

"Is that true father?"

"Yes, it is, sister."

"Then why don't you stick it in that camel and let's get the hell out of here!!"