Date: Tue, 13 Feb 2001 08:18:36 -0500 (Est)
From: One Derful
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Zippity Doo Daa


Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1998 15:30:47 +0100
From: Simon Lewis
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1998 07:47:33 -0500
From: CircleJoke


This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled over by the cops.
The cop asked the man for his name and the guy replied, "Earl."

"You got a last name, Earl?"

"Nope.  It's a long story, Officer."

"I got time."

Earl sighs and says, "Well, Officer, at first I was known as Earl
Doo-Daa.  I was going to school to become a doctor, and I did, so I was
known as Earl Doo-Daa, MD.  I got bored just being a doctor so I went to
dental school, graduated, and became Earl Doo-Daa, M.D., D.D.  After a
little more time I fooled around with this girl and got VD.  So I was
known as Earl Doo-Daa, MD, DD, with VD.  When the medical board found
out about my VD they took away my MD so I was known as Earl Doo-Daa, DD
with VD.  The dentistry board also found out about the VD and took away
my DD making me Earl Doo-Dah with VD.  Finally, the VD took away my
Doo-Dah so I'm now just Earl."