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Date: Thu, 25 Jan 2001 08:01:31 -0500 (Est)
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Useful Words

Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1998 16:42:16 -0600
From: Earle W. Smith

 1: Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after
    you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

 2: Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into
    your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.

 3: Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
    bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately,
    shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

 4: Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the
    subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

 5: Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub in
    the fruit you're eating.

 6: Decaflon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day
    consuming only things that are good for you.

 7: Dopelar effect (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
    when you come at them rapidly.

 8: Extraterrestaurant (n.) An eating place where you feel you've
    been abducted and experimented upon. Also known as an E-T-ry.

 9: Faunacated (adj.) How wildlife ends up when its environment is
    destroyed. Hence faunacatering (v.), which has made a meal of
    many species.

10: Foreploy (n.) Any misrepresentation or outright lie about
    yourself that leads to sex.

11: Grantartica (n.) The cold, isolated place where art companies
    dwell without funding.

12: Hemaglobe (n.) The bloody state of the world.

13: Intaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
    until you realize it was your money to start with.

14: Kinstirpation (n.) A painful inability to move relatives who
    come to visit.

15: Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and
    prevents you from drifting off to sleep.

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