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Date: Sun, 09 Dec 2001 23:38:31 -0500 (EST)
From: This Torsion
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Together Again


From: E.W. Smith
Date: Tue, 31 Jul 2001 23:55:30 -0600


Maria is a devout Catholic: she gets married and has 17 children.  Soon after 
the last child is born her husband dies.  A few weeks later she remarries and 
over the following years has another 22 children with her second husband. 
After the last child is born her second husband also dies.  Within a month 
Maria is engaged to be married a third time.  Unfortunately, she becomes very 
ill and dies. 
 
At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, 
looks up to the heavens and says, "At least, they're finally together." 

A man standing next to the priest asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean 
Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?"  The priest 
says, "I mean her legs." 



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