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Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 11:55:47 -0500 (EST)
From: The Hamster and the Cobra
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The Right Bras

Date: Mon, 26 Oct 1998 20:10:08 -0700
From: E.W. Smith


Another from my editor friend Rob of Ottawa.

Earle Smith - Grande Prairie AB

A man walked into the ladies department of a large department store
chain.  He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,
"I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquired the man, "There is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material.  "Actually, even with all of this
variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the

Confused, the man asked what were the types.

The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and
the Baptist type.  Which one do you need?"

Still confused, the man asked "What is the difference?"

The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type
supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and
the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.

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