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Date: Mon, 13 Aug 101 03:33:55 +0000
From: Sweet August
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The Princess

From: Jean-Louis Berra
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2001 11:22:39 +0200 

The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant 
who was just as obviously enjoying himself.  He came swishing down the 
aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to 
announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely 
people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." 

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a 
muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines.  I 
asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on 
the ground." 

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a 
Princess. I take orders from no one."  To which the flight attendant 
replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm 
called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, Bitch." 

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