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Date: Wed, 13 Jun 2001 22:45:31 -0400 (EDT)
From: Anse Frere
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The Lawyer and the Accident

Date: Tue, 10 Apr 2001 13:19:07 -0400 
From: Christian Lortie 

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his 
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.  As he got out, a truck 
passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. 
The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within 
minutes a policeman pulled up. 

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer 
started screaming hysterically.  His Lexus, which he had just picked up 
the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, 
no matter what the body shop did to it. 

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the 
officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.  "I can't believe how 
materialistic you lawyers are," he said.  "You are so focused on your 
possessions that you don't notice anything else." 

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. 

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the 
elbow down?  It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." 

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?" 

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