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Date: Thu, 01 Nov 2001 08:28:52 -0500 (EST)
From: Have You Herd?
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The Buffalo Theory

From: Roger Fortin
Date: Thu, 01 Nov 2001 08:19:21 -0500
Subject: The Buffalo Theory 

Men will agree, women will understand men better, maybe... 


The Buffalo Theory 

I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on Cheers. 

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo 
Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it  went: 

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... 

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. 
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the 
back that are killed  first. 

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the 
general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the 
regular killing of the weakest members. 

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the 
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills 
brain cells. 

But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. 
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain 
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. 

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

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