Date: Fri, 04 May 2001 16:00:24 -0400
From: Bump Her
Subject: BLAGUES-L: T-Shirt Slogans


Date: Thu, 19 Apr 2001 17:22:57 -0400
From: Roger Fortin

ACTUAL T-SHIRT SLOGANS.

1.  Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam.  (seen on Cape Cod)

2.  That's It!  I'm Calling Grandma!  (seen on an 8 year old)

3.  Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up.

4.  Procrastinate Now.

5.  Rehab Is for Quitters.

6.  My Dog Can Lick Anyone.

7.  I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?

8.  Party - My Crib - Two A.M.  (on a baby-size shirt)

9.  Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since
15.

10.  ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING.

11.  My husband and I divorced over religious differences.  He thought
he was God, and I didn't.

12.  FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.  It comes bundled with the software.

13.  I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN.

14.  A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

15.  A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

16.  STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP.  Park elsewhere!

17.  DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music.

18.  MOOSEHEAD - A great beer and a new experience for a moose.

19.  They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.

20.  He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

21.  Time's fun when you're having flies.......Kermit the Frog.

22.  POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....  Cops have nothing to go on.

23.  FOR SALE:  Iraqi rifle.  Never fired.  Dropped once.

24.  HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH.

25.  A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a thousand
times the memory.

26.  The Meek shall inherit the earth....after we're through with it.

27.  Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.

28.  HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment
for a pig.

29.  WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years.

30.  The trouble with life is there's no background music.

31.  Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!

32.  The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Weston.

33.  MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT.

34.  Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.

35.  Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.

36.  MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup team.

37.  NyQuil -The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning
medicine.

38.  Quoting one is plagiarism.  Quoting many is research.

39.  A shirt with a Harley Davidson logo on the front.  The back
said,"IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE BITCH FELL OFF!"