Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 12:23:45 -0500 (Est)
From: Ray Dio
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Stupid Pete


Date: Fri, 10 Jul 1998 10:23:28 -0400
From: Philippe Reid
From:	Fioramore, Francois


A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something
about his girlfriend being out in the car.  The bartender, concerned
because it was so cold, went to check on her.  When he looked inside the
car, he saw the man's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the
backseat.  The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.

He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on
his girlfriend.  The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy
and his girlfriend entwined, then walked back into the bar laughing.

"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.

"That stupid Pete!" the fellow chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's
me!"