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De: Puff and Them 
Sujet: BLAGUES-L: Smart Dog
Date: Jeudi, 30 Août 2001 23:14:30 -0400

Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1998 10:49:54 -0400
From: Philippe Reid
From:	Francois Nicolleau
From:	screpeau

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his neck.
He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it's his turn
to be waited on.

A man, who was already in the butcher shop, finished his purchase and
noticed the dog. The butcher leaned over the counter and asked the dog
what it wanted today. The dog put its paw on the glass case in front of
the ground beef, and the butcher said, "How many pounds?" The dog barked
twice, so the butcher made a package of two pounds ground beef. He then
said, "Anything else?" The dog pointed to the pork chops, and the
butcher said, "How many?" The dog barked four times, and the butcher
made up a package of four pork chops.

The dog then walked around behind the counter, so the butcher could get
at the purse. The butcher took out the appropriate amount of money and
tied two packages of meat around the dog's neck.

The man, who had been watching all of this, decided to follow the dog.
It walked for several blocks and then walked up to a house where it
began to scratch the door to be let in. As the owner unlocked and opened
the door, the man said to the owner, "That's a really smart dog you have
there."  The owner said, "He's not really all that smart. This is the
second time this week he forgot his key."

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