Accueil > BLAGUES-L > Archives 2001 >

Date: Fri, 18 May 2001 10:53:23 -0400
From: Splinters
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Permits

Date: Thu, 17 May 2001 12:35:21 -0600 
From: E.W. Smith 

Another one from my dear Cajun Bud Alice, down in N'Orleans. 

Earle - Grande Prairie AB 

A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. 
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.  She 
wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big 
tree.  As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that 
attacked her.  In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to 
the ground and got many splinters in her private parts.  In considerable 
pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. 

He listened to her story then told her to go into the examining room and 
he would see if he could help her.  She sat and waited for three hours 
before the doctor reappeared. 

The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?" 

The unperturbed doctor replied, "Well, I had to get permits from the 
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of 
Land Management before I could remove old growth timber from a 
recreational area." 

Accueil > BLAGUES-L > Archives 2001 >