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Date: Tue, 27 Nov 2001 07:31:35 -0500 (EST)
From: Bell Tower
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Hammer

From: Earle W. Smith
Date: Tue, 31 Jul 2001 23:55:30 -0600

Greetings, Everyone: 

[This] just scrolled across my screen, courtesy of my 
old bud, Simon Corti, of Schlumberger Wireline, Brooks Ab.  [...]  Enjoy. 

Earle - Grande Prairie AB 
Kinetic Transport

Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are 
charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You bastard!"

The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death 
with a hammer." 

Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You f***ing 

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and 
said, "Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I 
will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with 
contempt! Now is there a problem?" 

Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years I 
lived next door to that bastard. And every time I asked to borrow a f***ing 
hammer, he said he didn't have one!" 

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