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Date: Thu, 9 Aug 101 13:13:37 +0000
From: Cause Tume
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Halloween Party

Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1998 22:53:21 EDT
From: Seanben

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,
being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his
good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain,
and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as
her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would
have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a
little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and
being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry
and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so
off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before
unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the
costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he
would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time
he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good
time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned
my costume to sure had a real good time!"

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