Date: Thu, 29 Mar 2001 11:27:32 -0500 (Est)
From: Kay Jun
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Cock Fight


Date: Thu, 8 Mar 2001 13:45:21 -0600
From: Tom Shaw


Here's one for you.  We make fun of Aggies (University of Texas
students) Cajuns, and the Mafia down here in Texas.  And, of course, the
Aggies and Cajuns make fun of us.  Hope the reference to Cajuns doesn't
offend any of your French descendants. Tom Shaw


Cock Fight


The Louisiana State Police had gotten wind that cock fights were common
around Lafayette so they decided to send in Boudreau, their best
detective.  Boudreau went to Lafayette and came back to report who was
involved.

"Dey is tree main groups in dis cock fightin", he reported in.

"Who are they?", his sergeant asked.

Boudreau replied "De Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia."

"How do you know?"

"Well", said Boudreau, "I done seed dat cock fight, ya.  I knowed de
Aggies was involved whan a duck was entered in de cock fight."

"What about the others?"

"Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved wen sumbody bet on de duck.  You
know, dem Cajuns are stoopid.  De'll bet on anyting."

"How did you deduce the mafia was involved?"

"De duck won."