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Date: Fri, 19 Jan 2001 09:31:42 -0500 (Est)
From: High Grapevine
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Appearances

From: Simon Lewis
Date: Sun, 05 Jul 1998 22:37:30 -0400
From: Daily Humor

 A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the
 hospital.  While on the operating table she has a near death

 During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.
 God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.

 Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and
 have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc.
 She even has someone come in and change her hair color.  She
 figures since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make
 the most of it.

 She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by
 an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.  She arrives in front of God
 and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?".

 God replies, "I didn't recognize you."

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