Date: Wed, 7 Mar 2001 16:32:42 -0500 (Est)
From: Woe Man
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Adam's Rib


Date: Tue, 11 Aug 1998 09:14:12 -0400
From: Jeff Briere


Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God
asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman.
He said that this person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she
will always agree with every decision you make.  She will bear your
children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take
care of them.  She will not nag you, and will always be the first to
admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.  She will never have
a headache and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed.

Adam asked, "What would a woman like this cost me?"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

The rest is history.