Date: Tue, 27 Feb 2001 11:20:11 -0500 (Est)
From: Claw Dia
Subject: BLAGUES-L: A Kiss in the Dark


[ This one is an English variant on a joke sent in French a little more
than a year ago:
http://www.ventdelaitue.org/blagues-l/archives/2000/Baiser-dans-l-obscurite.html

Have a good day!  (/jg) ]


Date: Thu, 18 Jun 1998 14:15:33 -0400
From: Philippe Reid
Subject: CAPSULE HUMORISTIQUE
From: Egidio Valentini

AN IRISHMAN, AN ENGLISHMAN AND CLAUDIA SCHIFFER

There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting
together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania.  Suddenly the
train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were
no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.  Then there was
this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.  When the train
came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting
as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his
face as he had been slapped there.

The Englishman was thinking: 'The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia
Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to
kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it.'

And the Irishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train
goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that
English bastard again.