Sujet: BLAGUES-L: A Gift for the Rabbi
Date: Vendredi, 28 Décembre 2001 13:51:03 -0500 (EST)
De: The Mariner 


From: JP BEHAR 
Subject: A Gift for the Rabbi
Date: Thu, 9 Aug 2001 08:43:50 -0400 

 
The congregation honors the rabbi for twenty-five years of service by sending 
him to Hawaii for a week, all-expenses paid.  When he walks into his hotel 
room, there's a beautiful, nude girl lying on the bed.  She says, "Hi,
Rabbi... 
I'm a little something extra that the president of the board paid for." 

The rabbi is incensed!  He picks up the phone, calls the board president and 
says, "Greenberg, where is your respect? I am the moral leader of our 
community! As your rabbi, I am very, very angry with you." 

The girl gets up and starts to get dressed.  The rabbi turns to her and 
says, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with you."