Date: Tue, 23 May 2000 11:38:05 -0400 (EDT)
From: Earl Lee Riser
Subject: BLAGUES-L: World Domination


Date: Sun, 22 Feb 1998 10:00:16 +0000
From: Simon Lewis
From: CircleJoke

	The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized
that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the
whole world.  One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole
dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best
fighting dog in the world and which ever side's dog won would be entitled
to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.

	The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler
dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. 
They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter,
killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. They used steroids and
trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the
world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches
thick and nobody could get near it. 

	When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up with
a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry
for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could
possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.

	When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage
and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog. The Russian dog snarled
and leaped out of it's cage and charged the American dachshund.  But, when
it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened
it's mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing
left at all of the Russian dog.

	The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in
disbelief. 'We don't understand how this could have happened.  We had our
best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and
Rottweiler in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves." That's
nothing", an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working
for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."