Date: Wed, 6 Sep 2000 14:39:21 -0400 (EDT)
From: Punic Wars
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Tickle Me Elmo


From: Simon Lewis
Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 03:00:00 -0600
From: CircleJoke

A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made the
"Tickle-Me-Elmo dolls".  It was Friday and almost quitting time and
hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday and then
explained she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the
dolls were packed into boxes. 

Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut it
down because one worker couldn't keep up.  The boss went down the line to
find the problem.  The new employee was very busy trying to do her part
but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her. 

Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags containing two
walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls. 

When the boss could control his laughter he said, "Lady, I said to give
each doll two test-tickles."