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Date: Thu, 21 Sep 2000 10:31:26 -0400 (EDT)
From: Day Zeeze
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The Pilot

From: Rene Routhier
Date: Wed, 1 Apr 1998 09:11:45 -0500
From: Pierre Goyette
Subject: Booking a flight?

	The passengers on a commercial airliner have been seated and are
awaiting the cockpit crew to get them under way.  A murmur is heard in the
back of the plane, and a few passengers on the aisle glance back to see
the pilot and copilot, both wearing large, dark sunglasses, making their
way up to the cockpit. 

	However, the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers
right & left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the copilot is using a
seeing-eye guide dog.  As they pass by the rows of passengers there are
nervous giggles heard, as people are thinking that it must be some sort of
practical joke.  But a few minutes after the cokpit door has closed behind
them the engines start spooling up and the airplane taxis out to the
runway. The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering
among themselves and shifting uneasily or gripping the armrests more

	As the airplane starts accelerating rapidly, people begin
panicking.  Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and
closer to the end of the runway, passengers become more and more
hysterical!  Finally, when the airplane has less only a few seconds of
runway left, the shouts of horror fill the cabin as everyone screams at
once, but at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is

	Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns
to the Captain: "You know, one of these days the passengers are going to
scream too late, and we're gonna get killed!" 

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