Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 11:03:21 -0500 (Est) From: "Wendy, darling. Light of my life" Subject: BLAGUES-L: The Christmas Tree Date: Wed, 13 Dec 2000 16:22:01 -1000 From: Patrick Mireau Ernest and his dad ventured into the woods in search of a Christmas tree. They walked for hours in the snow, examining every tree they found. As the afternoon turned into evening, the temperature dropped ten degrees and the wind began to blow. Finally Ernest piped up: 'Listen, Dad, I really think we'd better take the next tree we see whether it has lights on it or not!'