Date: Thu, 2 Nov 2000 15:31:39 -0500 (EST)
From: Jo Bweldon
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Screwdriver...


From: Simon Lewis
From: Mark Moshe Kaye
To: Joke of the Day
Date: Mon, 11 May 1998 22:30:25 -0500

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a
bloodthirsty group of natives.  Upon surveying the situation, he says
quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm screwed!!!!!." 

There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No, you are
NOT screwed.  Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the
chief standing in front of you." 

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck
out of the chief. 

As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by
100 natives with a look of shock on their faces,

Gods voice booms out again: "Okay ..... NOW you're screwed."